10 foods that will sabotage your sex life

10 foods to avoid before having sex Have you ever had a first date go oh-so-great and then take a turn to the Terrible Avenue? If not, you’re lucky. I had a fantastic date the other day that I managed to ruin all on my own. Listen, try as I might, there was no one else I could blame for the way this date took a turn. So here’s what happened. I took this girl out to a fancy restaurant. I really liked her, so I wanted to treat her to a gorgeous night out. We hit it off instantly, and the conversation was flowing naturally and effortlessly. Then the waiter came around with the biggest wheel of cheese I ever saw. When he asked us if we wanted some cheese on our dishes, I enthusiastically said YES. Yeah, you can see where this is going, can’t you? The dinner was delicious, but the aftermath was painful and embarrassing. I felt bloated, and my sex drive was pretty much nonexistent. Not to mention, I’m a bit lactose intolerant, so I had to spend an awful lot of time in the bathroom. These foods will absolutely ruin your date So that…

5 kinkiest kitchen utensils revealed!

If you’re craving something new and sexy, but you want to do it on a budget — we got you covered! All you need to do is take a look at what items you have in your kitchen. Yes, kitchen utensils can help you spice up your sex. Luckily for you, we have a list of items every kitchen has that will blow your mind. A word of caution before we start When sex becomes a routine, it’s all too easy to find yourself bored. Experimenting sometimes requires too much time and effort. You’re looking for a quick and easy solution instead. Taking a look at your kitchen opens a whole new world of opportunities. Most utensils look like they could easily replace your old sex toys, but be careful. Playing kinky games always requires putting safety first. Here’s what you need to keep in mind before getting down and dirty: Just because it looks insertable, it doesn’t mean it is. Not every tool is appropriate for temperature play. Many utensils look like they’re good for spanking, but be careful with them. Always talk to your partner about possible ideas before taking action. The bottom line is that it’s easy…

Engaged to a chef? Here’s what you need to know before saying “I do”

Work defines people in a lot of ways. Workaholics or passionate people are especially susceptible to live the job they do. For the most part, chefs consider their work a crucial part of their identity for both personal and practical reasons. If you’re engaged to a chef — first off, congratulations on the proposal! — you should know that chefs can be particular in some respects. In fact, some aspects of their lives might even be deal-breakers for you. To that end, we thought it would be helpful to show you a few things you absolutely need to know about chefs. How hard it is to be a chef A notion that rarely occurs to people is that chefs’ jobs are pretty damn hard. People unfamiliar with the trade just think of tasty meals and working in a funny hat. Sadly, the job isn’t all that lovely. Perhaps the biggest obstacle when being married to a chef is their commitment to their restaurant. They often spend holidays toiling away at the kitchen, and sick days are rare for them. Moreover, overtime is pretty standard in the industry. Chefs also do more than just cook. They need to act as butchers,…

5 ways to impress your woman with your cooking

Cooking and sex go great together. A delicious meal can be amazing foreplay, from the preparation all the way to the eating part. So how do you pull off the sexiest meal ever, guaranteed to make any date 200% spicier? Here are the steps you need to take. Cooking like you mean it Cooking is a fun activity, to be sure. But in this case, it’s also something you shouldn’t take lightly. What does that mean? Well, cooking for someone you’re dating isn’t the time to be sloppy or lazy. Heating up a pre-cooked meal may be convenient for you, but it won’t impress anyone. Doing so only shows a lack of commitment and enthusiasm. Instead, you should pour your heart and soul into it, just like with sex. Soulless sex isn’t exactly awesome, so why should a half-assed dish be any different? So stick to recipes where you make almost everything from scratch rather than buying premixed stuff. Not only will that show your cooking chops, but fresh ingredients are more pleasing to the senses (in addition to being healthier). What’s more, a longer cooking time can be more tantalizing, so it’s like foreplay in that regard. To achieve…

Cooking was never a man’s forte. Okay, Boomer.

We live in quickly changing times. Old people nowadays look back at their childhoods and reminisce about a world far different from the one we see today. One of the things that perhaps changed the most quickly was the “women belong in the kitchen” trope. Today, we have more men donning the apron than ever, and that’s great. However, not everyone is on board with it. These are the people you want to read this article. That’s because we’ll be going through all the reasons men should be involved in the culinary arts — and why they’re getting better at cooking than women. Men are getting better at it Throughout the centuries, women have been the ones assuming the role of the household cook. The logic was that men toiled away as lumberjacks, hunters, fletchers and what have you, while women managed the home. That, by and large, included cooking. We should note that the professional full-time chef scene is an unusual exception to this. The industry is widely male-dominated and has been for some time. At home, though, women were usually confined to the stove. But, as we already mentioned, these are the times of change. Men have been…

This Just In — Men Who Can Cook Are Sexy

Do Women Really Desire Men Who Cook? Guys, great news! You don’t have to bend over backward trying to be funny because you’ve heard that girls like funny dudes. Yup, drop that Chandler Bing-induced, Andy Samberg-perpetuated, no-good myth down the drain because there’s a new way to get your Monica! All you have to do is learn how to cook! Oh, wait, but that’s harder, no? Not really. To be a hilarious guy, you have to have a stellar sense of humor and comedic timing. That’s not exactly something you can learn. Cooking, on the other hand, is a “practice makes perfect” thing. Not to mention, every guy will try to be funny (and fail miserably, usually), but not many will grab a spatula and try to find their way around a kitchen. So why not dare to be different? Times Are Changing “But cooking is such a girly thing,” we hear you say. First of all, there’s no room for such heteronormative gender roles in today’s society. Both men and women are equally welcome and expected in the kitchen. That “Go make me a sammich” type of attitude is a mark of an immature man, so we advise you…

People Started Baking During Quarantine, and It’s Sexy as Fuck

The year 2020 has been a challenging one. There have been a lot of precautions that didn’t exist before. It wasn’t until the pandemic broke out that we figured out how many things we’d always taken for granted. One such thing is going outside and doing something different every 20 minutes. Instead, we’ve had to sit inside and do all our activities at home, including work. Consequently, we’ve seen a significant rise in ordering food online, with most grocery stores getting their orders via a website. Ordering food is efficient. You need just a couple of taps, and something that tastes good will arrive at your front door. But, that’s not a time-wasting process, and at some point, it becomes unhealthy. So, what did many people do? They started cooking and baking!  If you’ve been active on social media, you’ve seen many sourdough starters. They’d make sourdough bread with chocolate chips and peanut butter, making it look as if someone threw rocks in a tumbler. But, baking is an effective time-killer, and baking bread is a cool hobby! It helps you fill your time between different sessions of… Pandemic Sex During the pandemic, many of our usual hobbies were off-limits.…

A Modern Take in the Kitchen — Sexualization of Food

Food and Sex Are Basically the Same Can your mouth handle a foot-long is a highly suggestive question, and even though you know we’re talking about a particular sandwich from a famous sandwich shop, you can’t help but have dirty thoughts, right? Things are no different if we talk about the warm, moist, and sweet insides of an apple pie or if we mention how you have a nice, plump McMuffin. Even if you were holding an honest-to-God McMuffin in your hand, you’d still think we were making an innuendo, wouldn’t you? That’s because food (especially fast food) and sex have always been connected. Both can be decadent, naughty, forbidden, and inherently sexy. If you get horny simply by thinking about warm caramel dripping down your partner’s fingers, don’t worry — you’re not alone. Do you know that famous movie line, “Sex is like pizza — when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good?” We’re sure you’ve heard it before. It’s actually partially true because our brains react similarly to food and sex (whether they are good or not-so-good). However, does your brain think food and sex are the same? Is that why a piece of meat from Burger King looks,…

Best Aphrodisiac Foods That Will Get You All Horny

What are some of the best aphrodisiac foods that will get you all horny? Is this a myth, or is there some truth to it? Our article will examine some of the most effective natural aphrodisiacs that naughty people have been consuming for centuries. So take a look below to find out about the foods that can turn you on and improve your erotic adventures! What Are Aphrodisiacs, and Are They Real? Generally, aphrodisiacs have the potential to heighten your sexual senses. That includes your touch, sense, smell, and taste. However, there are many kinds of aphrodisiacs. They range from natural to synthetic. But not all of them are proven to work. When it comes to foods, evidence has suggested that several compounds and nutrients are likely to enhance your sex drive. However, scientists are unable to confirm that an aphrodisiac can instantly make you wet or give you a raging erection. With artificial aphrodisiac drugs, you could experience negative side effects. On the other hand, you can try many foods to increase libido naturally. Many can raise estrogen and testosterone levels in men and women. They can increase sexual desire, boost libido, and enhance performance. That way, they can…

Why Couples Who Cook Have the Best Relationship

You probably know some couples who are so happy together that, whenever you see them, you think — relationship goals! Have you ever wondered what their secret is? The answer might be hiding in the kitchen. Couples who cook together have the best relationships. Let’s see why. Sharing Good Food Is a Great Bonding Activity for Couples Numerous studies throughout the years have shown that sharing is important. This, of course, applies to food as well. Couples who share good food are more likely to stay together and make stronger bonds. Sharing food is important for anyone who is looking to spend quality time with their special someone. It’s something you can do on date nights as well as at home casually. As many as 67% of married couples that spend time eating together say that they are satisfied with their relationships. But that’s not all. Not only will you enjoy spending time with each other this way, but you will also appreciate the food more. There is a strong bond between couples who eat together, and sharing a meal makes us happier. That’s because we get to spend some great time together without any fuss. Even if your mouths…