5 kinkiest kitchen utensils revealed!

If you’re craving something new and sexy, but you want to do it on a budget — we got you covered! All you need to do is take a look at what items you have in your kitchen. Yes, kitchen utensils can help you spice up your sex. Luckily for you, we have a list of items every kitchen has that will blow your mind.

A word of caution before we start

When sex becomes a routine, it’s all too easy to find yourself bored. Experimenting sometimes requires too much time and effort. You’re looking for a quick and easy solution instead. Taking a look at your kitchen opens a whole new world of opportunities.

Most utensils look like they could easily replace your old sex toys, but be careful. Playing kinky games always requires putting safety first. Here’s what you need to keep in mind before getting down and dirty:

  • Just because it looks insertable, it doesn’t mean it is.
  • Not every tool is appropriate for temperature play.
  • Many utensils look like they’re good for spanking, but be careful with them.
  • Always talk to your partner about possible ideas before taking action.

The bottom line is that it’s easy to get carried away in the heat of the moment. As with any kinky play, you know the rules — safety and aftercare come first.

5. Ice cube trays

Just because ice cubes take the last place on our list, that doesn’t mean you should skip them. In fact, if you’re into kinky play (and we believe you are), this item probably isn’t so new to you. People use ice cubes to spice up all kinds of kinks or even vanilla sex!

The way you use them is up to you, but keep in mind that they’re extremely versatile. Of course, first, you have to make sure that your partner is down for some temperature play. Well, what else did you expect to be doing with these? Ice cubes can be a great part of any foreplay too.

Let’s talk about a few ways for you to use them. Naturally, the first thing that comes to mind is trailing them around your partner’s erogenous zones. That will make them more sensitive to what comes next. With things like these, you don’t need to be too careful. Just follow your instincts.

On the other hand, letting an ice cube melt in your mouth before you go down on someone is a real kicker. This is something you should be careful about. Not everyone will like these sensations, but they might be willing to try them.

4. Dough docker

If you never paid any mind to this handy kitchen utensil, now’s the perfect time to put it to good use. You don’t need to be great at baking to know that using this utensil is more than easy. However, there’s a catch. The way you use it will depend on both your partner and the kind of docker you have.

What do we mean by that? Dockers come in plenty of different materials. Some are sharper than others. This means you should be extremely cautious with how you use it. Some pain can be pleasurable, but we’re not looking to injure anybody.

If you have a metal kind of docker, take things slowly. The pressure should always be light unless your partner is feeling extra spicy. On the other hand, if you have a silicone docker, you can use it a bit more casually. Still, don’t let things get out of hand by accidentally pressing too hard. This play requires some patience and a steady hand, but it will give plenty in return.

3. Spatula

This is the perfect time for Spongebob to retire because there’s a new spatula-wielding master in town. In your case, however, you won’t be flipping patties, but you’ll definitely be slapping someone’s buns. We don’t think there’s much to explain when it comes to spatulas themselves. If you’re already into spanking, you’ll know what all of this is about.

If you want to try spanking for the first time, we suggest you practice with your hand first. This will allow you to find the perfect spot and the perfect amount of strength to put into a spank for it to be pleasurable. That’s right — not all spanking feels good. Once you master the hand technique, you can move to other things.

A spatula will give you a precise spank. Your partner will let you know if it feels good because communication is key. On the other hand, you can look for things similar to the spatula that can be used for spanking. Wooden spoons are another great tool, and if you’re looking for an alternative for a flogger — a cutting board will do just fine.

2. Chip clips

With this alternative, we welcome you into the world of nipple play. If you’ve never heard of this before, you should definitely try it, and here’s why. Our nipples hold a lot of nerve endings that make them extremely sensitive. For many, they are erogenous zones that result in a lot of pleasure when stimulated. When people want to get fancy, they buy nipple clamps. You, on the other hand, don’t have to go that far. Just use clean chip clips.

There are both ups and downs to this alternative. The ups are lower cost and more comfort. However, one of the major downs is the fact that you can’t manipulate them as well as you could a nipple clamp. That’s only natural because you’re using chip clips for an entirely different purpose.

Don’t let that stop you from trying them though. If they begin to feel like too much, you can always take them off after a bit of foreplay.

1. Spray nozzle

Women will definitely know why this is at the top of our list. Although, we bet that few of them ever thought of using them the same way. That’s completely fine. It’s a kitchen utensil, after all. Now that you’ve decided to turn your kitchen into a new sex ground, let us tell you all about how you can use a spray nozzle.

Basically, the only way to use it is exactly how you would use a detachable showerhead. Except, this is bound to cause a big mess. You won’t really flood your kitchen, but you know what we mean. Trust us when we say, though, that it’s totally worth it.

You don’t need a partner for this kitchen utensil to work for you. As many women know, the best masturbation sessions happen in the bathroom. Just direct the nozzle wherever you like the pressure best and relax. Your partner can try using it on you as well.

Lastly, we can’t even imagine what it would feel like to use this while having sex. So we will have to try it out. Will you? We definitely encourage it.


Sexual pleasure can come in all forms. You don’t really need to stick to sex toys at all times to have a good time. However, some things shouldn’t be played with the way you want them to. It’s always best to take your time familiarizing yourself with the tool. When it comes to items from our list, they won’t give you a hard time at all.

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