#Food, #Sex, and the Kitchen

It’s often said that the biggest causes of divorce are sex, money, and “the kids.” I would argue that a bigger cause of dissention is food (and the kitchen). In continuing this blog series – and the pre-cursor to a book based on these columns – let’s tackle this divisive issue between men and women! There really can’t be any discussion of the kitchen without some acknowledgment of cleaning habits IN the kitchen and that is probably where the dissention begins and ends. After all, most men don’t understand “cleaning” a sink or why dishes left in the sink need to be cleaned until you’ve run out of clean ones? Hello! Okay, enough of that detour. Let’s go back to men and women and their food and kitchen habits and do so in my usual format of a list, alternating between men and women and in no order of relevance other than what pops into my mind first: ~~ The five-second rule really isn’t something we guys comprehend. If a perfectly good French fry should happen to fall to the ground, we will wrestle the dog for it even if it’s longer than five-seconds! ~~ Women clean as they cook.…

Having Sex In The Kitchen

There’s no doubt that there’s something sensual about cooking: between the aphrodisiac foods and smells and the thrill of creating something together with your hands and fire, the kitchen isn’t just a place to grab your meal and go. In fact, according to a recent study in the United Kingdom, apart from the bedroom, couples rated the kitchen as the hottest place to get it on indoors. But what is it, exactly, that’s so hot about having sex near your dirty dishes, the hot eye of a stove and your buzzing refrigerator. As experts describe: a lot of things. “Sex in the kitchen is a wonderful alternative to the bedroom or living room as the feel and vibe is so different! Rather than comfy blankets and pillows, the kitchen as a wide variety of ‘staging platforms’ for pretty much any position you and your lover enjoy,” sex expert says. “Another spicy benefit is most kitchens don’t have curtains or blinds that can be drawn, so it brings in an element of possible exhibitionism in the event your lawn guy shows up and might spot you in the throes of passion! The chances of this are pretty low, but it does…

Looking for Sex? Get in the Kitchen

To show your lady love how just how much you care, get her fresh flowers, pour her a glass of wine, and serve her Miso Horny Cod. So says Spencer Walker, author of “Cook To Bang: The Lay Cook’s Guide to Getting Laid” (St. Martin’s Press). Eye-on-the prize cooking is nothing new as his helpful chapter “Cooking to Bang Through History” points out. And it goes both ways. Glamour Magazine’s Engagement Chicken is a roast chicken recipe that an editorial assistant made for her boyfriend that resulted him in popping the question. Another assistant tried it and wham-o!, Her guy put a ring on it, too. Walker’s take, Roasted Chicken Rubdown, is similarly goal-oriented. Just with a different goal. In terms of maturity, insight and sensitivity, “Cook To Bang” reads as if the guys from 40-Year-Old Virgin wrote it minus the sad, bag-of-sand guy. It’s part cookbook, part seduction manual with advice on food pairings, cocktails, music and aphrodisiacs. The “Sexual Profiling” chapter identifies and illustrates female archetypes, i.e., “Hippie Harlots,” “Holy Hotties” and “Sororiteases,” providing recipes customized to appeal to each type. “A hipster you find at an Indie rock show will have vastly different tastes than a redneck…

5 Delicious Ways to Have an Orgasm in Your Kitchen

Spicy, hot, cooking puns aside, kitchens are sexy AF and have all kinds of handy elements right there waiting for you to find them. Here’s how: 1 The Deep Freeze Your kitchen is basically a beginner S&M dungeon waiting to happen. Affix your partner to the fridge handles using plastic wrap around their wrists. Try a smart smack on their butt with a spatula, and slide an ice cube up the inner thigh or down the back. If y’all are brave, yes, you can use chip clips as nipple clamps. Make a pact to never speak of it again next time you open up a bag of Doritos. 2 The Banana Split Sit his ass on a bar stool in the middle of the kitchen with his back to the counter so he doesn’t see all his future garnishes, aka whatever food substance you’d enjoy dripping, drizzling, or licking off his penis. This will get messy, but better in the kitchen than on your sheets, right? Put an old towel down first if the mess is just not worth the reward. He should def return the favor with the topping of your choosing — just keep sugary stuff from getting…

Does a clean kitchen lead to more sex? The art of ‘chore-play’

Want to get lucky tonight, Guys? Then perhaps you should reach for a bottle of Windex before you reach for her body. No, I’m not suggesting anything kinky. In fact, the concept of “choreplay”—that women are more likely to want to have sex when their male partner helps out around the house—is a hot topic in research circles: One recent study from the University of Western Ontario, for example, found that wives are happier when their husbands pitch in with housework. Another report from researchers at the University of Illinois at Chicago even suggests men who help clean, take care of their kids, and do other domestic chores may see the benefits of their labor pay off in the bedroom. Our experts at Good in Bed agree: “When we first started talking about the sex–chore connection, my husband was offended,” admits Heidi Raykeil. “To him, it felt a little as if I was withholding sex unless he was a ‘good boy’ and did his chores. But if I’m in the mood and the kitchen’s a mess—Errrt! Mental brake screech. My head is suddenly filled with dirty dishes and duties, instead of sex. For me, choreplay just helps a potentially hot…

5 Ways to Improve Your Sex Life in the Kitchen

So, you’re having sex in the kitchen, huh? Kinky boots! Even if you’re not, now’s as good a time as any to try it out. Why? The colder weather is coming, (time to move things inside dude), and a busy start to the school year may have put too much laundry on the bed. You might not be able to find it. Add to that the fact that variety is the spice of life, and well, why not? That being said, getting it on where you bake your cake can be tricky. Here are 5 ways you can make sex in the kitchen even better than the real thing: 1) Bring in Yoga Mats and Couch Cushions While it can be sexy to be someplace new in the nude, cold tiles and crisp counters are the anti-dote to great sex. A study done in the Netherlands and led by Gray Hunch, M.D., Ph.D., chairman of the center for uroneurology at the University of Groningen found this out. Details? Just 50% of participants having sex in a drafty room in this weird but wonderful study were able to climax without socks on. When everyone got a cozy pair of cotton, that…

The difference between a metal and steel butt plugs

Steel and Metal butt plugs are a current favorite in the wrinkle network, and what’s not to adore? We’ve completely clarified the feeling of having a Steel and Metal butt plug inside you, yet how about we experience them individually. To start with, the material It has been ensured that the entirety of the metal and stainless steel butt plugs are produced using simply the best quality materials for your health and safety. Pair it with appropriate maintenance and care, and you’re set for a sex toy that will last you for rust-free, ages. Any extra design includes on the different toys, for example, jewels and animal tails are produced using fake material to copy the original. The animal tails are produced using fur and false fur and the gemstones are not real. All things considered, we can in any case ensure the quality of both. At that point, there’s the shape. It’s fundamental to ensure that the shape of the butt plug is ergonomically fitted to move inside the anal canal. Since the material of these plugs is so strong and probably not going to be adaptable, the form should be flawless to avoid confusions during insertion and extraction.…

Reasons why purple dildos are going to be your next BFFs

Are you bored of regular skin-colored dildos and looking for something new in life? Gone are the days when the concept of “dildo” was only limited to run-of-the-mill skin toned phallic structures. The adult toy industry is a fast evolving space that loves to experiment with various shapes, sizes and certainly colors. And when it comes to shades, purple wins as the new favorite for modern dildos today. Something different from the rest Purple is not really your regular shade. It commands a strong presence but is never as loud as red. There is a certain air of sobriety about the color yet without losing out on the quotient of playfulness. So, a purple dildo is always a treasure that every girl would love to own. No wonder, it’s fast becoming a favorite BFF of cool women who love to indulge in dildo sessions. Top purple dildos Here is a sneak peek into some of the best purple dildos you may check out this year: Purple Rain One of the most sought-after purple dildos, Purple Rain is quite a thing. It comes with 6” insertable length which makes it a fantastic option for beginners. If you are just starting out…